"At our [social media] club, we talked about it being a revolution. [social media] was going to belong to everyone, and give us power, and free us from the people who owned [newspapers, billboards, tv stations, movie theaters & brands] and all that stuff." -Steve Wozniak [on computers]

"Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member" – Groucho Marx