People Who Need to Go Far, Far Away
- People who hit their brakes inexplicably when nothing is in front of them and they aren’t speeding.
- People who use douchebag words like ‘braggadocious’ and ‘YOLO’ in everyday speech.
- The inventors of Powerpoint, Jeggings, Crocs and UGGs.
- The creators of ‘Call of the Wildman’, ‘Hillbilly Handfishing’ and other white trash train wrecks.
- Professionals who say, “Let’s really think out of the box on this one, guys.” As if their coworkers were intentionally coming up with tired ideas because no one reminded them to be innovative.
- Honey Boo Boo, although I rather feel bad for this kid. She’ll grow up realizing that she was the laughing stock of the entire world and no one really liked her at all.
- People who never wash their hands after using the loo.