Do any of you have husbands who have something to get off their chest? Do they talk back to the TV? Do they express their opinions during Award season, like the Oscars?? Wildcat and I wrote down what he said (hope he doesn’t find out!!) Wives, please share with me some comments your husband said during the Oscars, or another award show, or perhaps on a different occasion that made you “lovingly” cringe with embarrassment!

I jotted down what my husband said last night while we watched the 2011 Academy Awards, mainly because he was cracking me up. And, I wanted to share his humor with you. So, I came up with my own “Award Categories” based on a few things he rolled off his tongue…

GOOFBALL AWARD

“Go sit down. I don’t like her, she’s a goofball.” – when Melissa Leo gave her speech and dropped the F-bomb

FUCKED UP HAIR AWARD

“He’s got the most fucked up hair of anyone I’ve ever seen.” – referring to James Franco

UGLY TITS AWARD

“Why are all these women showing their tits when they’re ugly?”

“She’s got ugly tits, please hide them.” – both comments are referring to Jennifer Hudson

STUTTERING AWARD

“Christian Bale sounds like he should have been in The King’s Speech.”

STUPID FASHION AWARD

“Gwyneth Paltrow’s earrings look like they’re poking her in the face.”

HOTTIE AWARD

“I’d like to be standing next to her.” – My husband referring to Sandra Bullock

NAKED AWARD

“Did she get naked for a movie?” – referring to Anne Hathaway

PLUGS AWARD

“He’s having hair implants. Definitely has plugs.” – referring to Tom Hanks

SOLD GOLD AWARD

“Did you see his solid gold Rolex?” – referring to Mark Wahlberg

PREGGO AWARD

“Is she pregnant?” – when Natalie Portman walked on stage

BEST SPEECH AWARD

“Natalie Portman gave an amazing speech. Best one of the night. She knew she had won. She’s been practicing.”

AFTER PARTY AWARD

Me: “Do you think those kids are going to an Oscar after-party?”

Husband: “Yeah, with the cast of Toy Story.”